Chocolate in the Time of Recession: The Most Orgasmic Toast

Hear ye, hear ye.

I have discovered the food of the gods. Or at least what they would eat if they only had bananas, Nutella, and bread.

What you need:

• bananas
• bread
• Nutella

1. Toast the bread. Pardon the gross appearance of my bread -- it's been living in the freezer because when it says it'll go bad on 25 FEB, it means business. Oh yea, my flat's toaster is retarded on one side and doesn't spring the bread up when it's done.
2. Select a banana. One banana is enough for two sandwiches.
3. Start spreading Nutella on one slice of bread. It is better to do it when the slice is still warm since it allows the Nutella to spread more easily.
4. Peel a banana and cut off slices about 5mm (0.25in) thick. Deposit onto Nutella'd toast evenly. This may require rearrangement periodically to maximize slice coverage.
5. Once the surface of the toast is covered, feel free to do what you please to the rest of the banana (should have about half of it left). Or take a break. I like to draw faces in my food. :)
6. Place the other slice of toast on top to create the sandwich.
7. Enjoy!